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Arab Man Brings Lion to Party
Just stick with weed and beer. it’s all fun and games until one of your bros gets eaten alive because some dumb bastard brought a lion instead of Becks to the party.
Jokes
Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven!