Episode 2 of Top Gear’s 13th season aired last night in the UK, and the main event was a one-mile drag race between the McLaren F1 and the Bugatti Veyron. Notice that we didn’t say a McLaren F1 and a Bugatti Veyron. These two supercars are so super (and rare) that any single example tends to represent [...]
A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan.
Then [...]
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Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven!
